Staying Alive... so boring, isn't it?

If you don't know who I am, you probably shouldn't be here. If you do, I hope that whatever you have to offer is worthy of my time. In either case... don't bore me.

[RP blog for Jim Moriarty, from BBC's Sherlock. PLEASE read the 'Rules' page! :)

Tracking: jamesfuckingmoriarty]

That little tail wag kills me

31,852 notes9.207:18 AM
the-detectives-blogger said, Can you pick up cinnamon and milk today? I want to make cookies. JW

the-detectives-blogger:

jamesfuckingmoriarty:

Cookies, hm? How domestic. -JM

Will do. Anything else you want? Like, I don’t know, myself with a bow in my head. -JM

Then pick up ingredients for chicken too. And roasted potatoes. And some kind of vegetable you like. JW 

:D JW 

…Are you going to cook dinner for me, too? -JM

You don’t have to, you know. -JM

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the-detectives-blogger said, Jim, please. I can go out to get milk without Seb following me, can't I?! JW

the-detectives-blogger:

jamesfuckingmoriarty:

No. -JM

It’s for your own safety, remember? -JM

Yes. Yes sir. Please sir. JW

Your good boy. JW

You’re being really good, puppy. Tell me, what are you doing right now? -JM

I’ll be with you in no time. But until then, I need to know you’ll be ready for me. -JM

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hermitgraverobber:

Alex nodded mindlessly, his full attention placed on the new room he would stay in. It was spacious and it smelled nice.
"I-I’m gonna take a shower." He told Jim quickly as he rushed to investigate his room further.

Jim made a mental note to repeat all of that once Alex was actually paying attention. “Very well. I’ll be waiting for you on the living room. You remember where it is, right?”

hermitgraverobber:

Alex nodded mindlessly, his full attention placed on the new room he would stay in. It was spacious and it smelled nice.

"I-I’m gonna take a shower." He told Jim quickly as he rushed to investigate his room further.

Jim made a mental note to repeat all of that once Alex was actually paying attention. “Very well. I’ll be waiting for you on the living room. You remember where it is, right?”

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tiredshou:

when u start rping with someone and ur muse instantly develops a crush on theirs

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10,606 notes9.201:05 AM
the-detectives-blogger said, Can you pick up cinnamon and milk today? I want to make cookies. JW

the-detectives-blogger:

jamesfuckingmoriarty:

Cookies, hm? How domestic. -JM

Will do. Anything else you want? Like, I don’t know, myself with a bow in my head. -JM

Please Jim. JW

Pleeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase Jim. JW

Please I will feed you delicious cookies if you make sure I have everything to bake them today please. JW

How was that? :D JW 

You won’t be annoying. You will sit on the counter and praise my amazing baking skills. With a bow on your head. JW 

Have you had actual food today? Not just cookies? JW 

That was endearing. You’ll have all your ingredients today, I promise. -JM

I will sit on the counter for you, fine. And praise your skills. And be annoying too. -JM

…No. You know I forget to eat. Too busy for that. -JM

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sassinassassin said, Lucien was punctual. Five minutes on the dot, the last message ignored and slid inside the familiar window, brushing down his own shirt as he adjusted his footing. "Wow, no suit? The world's ending," he teased, shutting it behind him. { BUT. }

"It would have been worse, had you arrived earlier" he teased, smiling at Lucien. "I don’t feel like being a world conquerer today, you see. Just a man tired from work. Is that too ordinary for you?"

9.196:13 PM
the-detectives-blogger said, Can you pick up cinnamon and milk today? I want to make cookies. JW

the-detectives-blogger:

jamesfuckingmoriarty:

Cookies, hm? How domestic. -JM

Will do. Anything else you want? Like, I don’t know, myself with a bow in my head. -JM

Thanks love. :* JW

Hmm. Yes. I would like you with an elaborate bow on your head. Ribbons too. You have to sit on the counter while I bake as my present. JW

We’re also out of yeast. JW

I’m only doing it because I want you to feed me. -JM

Let’s leave it at -I’ll be around while you work. Probably interrupting and being annoying. -JM

Noted. Remember all you need now because I’m not going twice. -JM

…Maybe I would, if you asked nicely. But you know. -JM

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